pauleychrome

Archive - September 2026

IF YOU THINK I DIDN’T BOOKMARK THIS FOR LATER REFERENCE, I’VE GOT A BRIDGE TO SELL YOU: The Top 24 Gen Alpha Slang Terms of 2026.

What can I say — I’m old. Kids these days, get off my lawn, and all that.

(Hat tip: 1440)


14 GOES TO ORBIT: SpaceX announces Starship Flight 14 scheduled to launch NET Sept 28, to become the first Starship to reach Earth orbit. The hour-ish suborbital flight tests prior will be succeeded by a 10-hour mission, completing 6 orbits before splashing down in the Indian Ocean.


A HOCKEY GENERATION FADING AWAY: San Jose Sharks enforcer Ryan Reaves retires from the NHL, leaving just three players who played before 2013 — Nashville’s Ryan O’Reilly, Dallas’ Jamie Benn and Minnesota’s Zach Bogosian — still grandfathered in under league rules allowing them to skate without visors on their helmets; everyone joining the league after has been required to wear them.


SCOTT PITONIAK: Former Buffalo Bills player experienced a 9/11 miracle. Reserve fullback Doug Goodwin very nearly became an indirect casualty of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, scheduled for heart transplant surgery that Tuesday morning in New York City.


Copyright 2026. All rights reserved.